Jito: Tum Meri Taraf Munh Karke Soya Karo Ji Mujhe Raat Ko Dar Lagta Hai Santa: Are Wah Re Smart Aurat Aur Main Chahe Hi Dar Ke Mare Mar Jaun
Santa: I Lov U (I Love You) Tumne Mera Dil Chura Liya Hai Nars: Chal Hat Jhuthe Maine To Teri Kidni Churaai Hai
Santa: Main To Lut Gaya Barbaad Ho Gaya Banta: Kya Hua? Santa: To Bas Puch Mat Mere Saath Bahut Bada Dhokha Ho Gaya Hai Banta : Bata To Sahi Hua Kya? Batane Se Man Ka Dukh Halka Hota Hai Santa: Maine Subah Hi Apani Kar Ki Tanki Petrol Se Ful Karvai Thi Aur Petrol Ke Bhaav Sarkar Ne Itne Kam Kar Diye
Santa Ne Kamaal Kar Diya Vah Bank Men Jakar So Gaya Puch To Kyon? Kyonki Usane Bank Ka Vigyapan Padha Ki "Yaha Sone Par Lon Milta Hai"A
Airport Par 3 Log Apni-Apni Patni Ka Intjar Kar Rahe The Sindhi: Hamari Shahjadi A Rahi Hai Pathan: Hamari Navabjadi A Rahi Hai Santa: Hamari Bhi Haramjadi A Rahi Hai
Santa Apni Bivi Ke Ofis Men Gaya To Usane Dekha Ki Vah Apne Boss Ki God Men Baithi Hai Santa: Chal Jito Ghar Chal Aisi Jagah Kam Nahi Karna Jahan Staff Ke Baithane Ke Liye Kursi Bhi N Ho